Ever been curious as to what the fuck we sing about?…You’re not? oh…well I’ll just leave this here anyway
Legends of Gnarlia
They’re gnarly knights of great reknown
From far and high they’ve come
Gnarly deeds from town to town
You won’t believe just what they’ve done
Sometimes they sing, sometimes they skate
Their coolness is world class
One things for sure when they’re onboard
Your good times with kick arse
A CALL TO ARMS
but you never even knew it could be you
A CALL TO ARMS
So now you know where legends go
When death comes calling you
You’ve got one chance to make the grade
So choose wisely what you do
And the monks of rad don’t discriminate
All are welcome in this book
So live your life the best you can will you be there next time we look
A CALL TO ARMS
but you never even knew it could be you
A CALL TO ARMS
so what the fuck are ya supposed to do?
LET’S GO!
Legends of Gnarlia
LET’S GO LEGENDS OF GNARLIA
I said!
LET’S GO
Legends of Gnarlia
LET’S GO LEGENDS OF GNARLIA
Come on!
LET’S GO
Legends of Gnarlia
DEFENDERS OF THE FATH
BACK IN THE MISTS OF THE PAST, IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME
THE GODS DID DEGREE THAT A RECORD OF COOL MUST BE KEPT FOR ALL ETERNITY
THE PAGES OF THE BOOK WERE HARVESTED FROM THE FORREST OF ADAMSIA TALLEST IN THE LAND
AND IT WAS BOUND IN THE IMPENETRABLE HIDE OF THE GREAT BEAST GIGAX
AND SO WITHIN THESE PAGES THE STORIES OF THE GNARLIEST DUDES OF ALL TIME WE SET IN STONE
IT’S FINAL RESTING PLACE, THE MOUNTAINS OF CREDULITY IN THE CARE OF THE MONKS OF RAD
A CALL TO ARMS
but you never even knew it could be you
A CALL TO ARMS
so what the fuck are ya supposed to do?
LET’S GO!
Legends of Gnarlia
LET’S GO LEGENDS OF GNARLIA
I said!
LET’S GO
Legends of Gnarlia
LET’S GO LEGENDS OF GNARLIA
Come on!
LET’S GO
Legends of Gnarlia
DEFENDERS OF THE FATH
Mind Riff
MIND RIFF
It’s in your head
MIND RIFF
and it’s gonna shred
MIND RIFF
don’t mess about
MIND RIFF
gotta let it out
MIND RIFF
you wrote it where?
MIND RIFF
we’re almost there
MIND RIFF
nah this song dead
MIND RIFF
try this instead
yeah man, so last night I was on the toilet and I was really high and I just had this idea for a song. It was so awesome man, I was gonna call you but then I remembered it was like 2am and I didn’t wanna seem like a hassle or nothing. So where was I? Oh right yeah well this song is gonna be so cool man people won’t even know what to do, so you wanna hear it?
Naaaaah
MIND RIFF
it’s gonna rule
MIND RIFF
FUCKING COOL!
Battlefield
shoulder to shoulder but KNEE DEEP IN SHIT
we fight to the end cuz we’re dead if we quit
we look to the heavens and clouds all we see
a deluge of hell the light starts to recede
we’re down but not out with NOTHING TO LOSE
we sit in the trenches and drink to the news
we’re over the top and now this is our end
we’re over the top and now death is our friend
Shoulder to shoulder we stand
BATTLEFIELD
United defending our land
BATTLEFIELD
The scene has been set the rain now subsides
the bodies of men all the same on both sides
cuz dead is still dead no matter race, side or hue
so listen up closely cuz it could happen to you
Are you ready for?
Apocalyptic war?
Shoulder to Shoulder we stand
BATTLEFIELD
United defending our land
BATTLEFIELD
The powers that be turn their backs
BATTLEFIELD
Our futures all now fade to black
Erased From Existence
BUILT
To break the barrier of time
SET
to travel back and cause this crime
BUILT
To break the barrier of time
DEATH
Your puny life will soon be mine
You’ve crossed the line and you’re way out of time
Death is to easy for you
I want you to suffer no mercy for swine
So I’ve had dream what else I could do
Let me unveil my great masterpiece
The tool that will bring you undone
A device to enact my most fiendish desire
You’ll be over before you’ve begun
YOU’VE BEEN!
YOU’VE BEEN
You’ve been erased!
FROM EXISTENCE
BUILT
To break the barrier of time
SET
to travel back and cause this crime
BUILT
To break the barrier of time
DEATH
Your puny life will soon be mine
Just think about it, it’ll be like you never even existed
Your father won’t know you, your sister won’t know you
Not even you’re own fucking mother
You know why?
Because you’ve been erased from existence baby!
With you out the way my path is now clear
Fortune and fame will be mine
Grays Sports Almanac with it’s scores for each year
Will ensure my bets win everytime
Let me unveil my great masterpiece
The tool that will bring you undone
A device to enact my most fiendish desire
You’ll be over before you’ve begun
YOU’VE BEEN!
YOU’VE BEEN
You’ve been erased!
FROM EXISTENCE
